I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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