So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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