Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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