I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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