yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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