3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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