evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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