Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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