Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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