3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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