do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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