Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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