happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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