hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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