it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You pole danced in your parka.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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