I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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