can u get pink eye on your cock?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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