At least make sure they are 18
Why
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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