i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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