so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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