woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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