He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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