Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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