I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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