ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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