He had one of those small greek statue penises
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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