I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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