he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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