There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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