i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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