he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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