and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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