Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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