Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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