i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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