dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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