in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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