omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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