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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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