RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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