I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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