Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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