Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My nipple is on Facebook.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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