week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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