And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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