i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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