Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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