Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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