i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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