is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Vodka?
Forever.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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